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why´s everybody always pickin´ on me?
Why´s Everybody Always Pickin´ On Me? Why is everbody always pickin´ on me? The morn´ that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you´re misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin´ up with a wookie What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son He´s looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one To put it mild your new-born child´s completely nutty fu-fu lookin´ I´d shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin´ But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Ain´t brushed them teeth since 1983 But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Cause you´re white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby Why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Always pickin´ and rippin´ apart poor ol´ Jimmy Pop Ali I got a schnoz like the ´Cos´ but there´s a lot more wrong with you So back me up Bill yea and you´re ugly too So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans And my mirror never lies but it always verifies I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie You compare me to a Monchichi but I don´t understand Why I´m scorned like I´m deformed like the Elephant Man And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first But at least this time I didn´t find my date in the back of a hearse About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink And that might be ´cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink I know I´m known as Polaroid I´m not a total retard It´s cause I´m done in sixty seconds and you´ll still want it enlarged But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased And he breaks into the Professor´s lab and makes some LSD Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper´s brains then beats Ginger with coconuts As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut Oh he´ll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be And like a postal clerk I´ll go beserk if you don´t stop teasing me See the trick is only pick on those that can´t do you no harm Like the drummer from Def Leppard´s only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard´s only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard´s only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard´s only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard´s only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard´s only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard´s only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard´s only got one arm The drummer from Def Leppard´s only got one arm But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Ain´t brushed them teeth since 1983 But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Cause you´re white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady But why´s everbody always pickin´ on me? Cause no one likes you monkey boy why´s everybody always pickin´ on me? aciklamasi why´s everybody always pickin´ on me? indir why´s everybody always pickin´ on me? izle why´s everybody always pickin´ on me? resmi |